If This Had Been An Actual Emergency...

Please excuse this interruption to our regularly scheduled programming. If this had been an actual emergency you would have been instructed to turn to page 13 in your grimoire. 

I'm suffering from a spell of ennui these days. This is not the end; I'm looking for a spark of inspiration. As soon as I find it, Shivers of Delight will be back.

Is it just me?