If I did have a beard, I would want to order some of the products from Beard Gains. I think my beard would warrant the devilishly slick items they carry. I also think a skull comb would look spectacular in my engineer-husband's pocket protector.
|Wooden Beard Comb|
|Mirror Skulls Beard Comb|
|Star Wars Storm Trooper|
(couldn't resist throwing this one in)
|Pity the Beardless shirt|